I'm having an allergic reaction to the universe.

charmeleon:

wow thats so funny thanks facebook

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

what happens when someone sits on him?

letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times 

ineedathneed:

birdarangs:

I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

trillow:

*wise japanese old man voice* you are not ready

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

(Source: 8bitmeow)