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pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

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pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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(Source: youtube.com, via hi)

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem, via condom)

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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(via condom)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via trust)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

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