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nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH


I just peed a Little

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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tyrabankruptcy:

jadethemerman:

fagmobs:

tyrabankruptcy:

It clearly says on her Wikipedia page she dropped out of high school and she hasn’t finished her album so, I don’t know when she’s going to have time to do all that.

Didn’t finish high school. Didn’t finish her album. Does this bitch finish anything?

she finished her career in music

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

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