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spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

(via slyasafawkes)

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

mars-pop:

queenkatiee:

He’s killin it.
Follow him. He’s great.

Give this man a cookie!

(via cocowithmarshmallows)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via harry-frickin-potter)

twentysomethingvagabond:

fathappyhippo:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

twentysomethingvagabond let us know if this one is any better

I’M GONNA GO READ JANE AUSTEN AND DRINK COFFEE AND TALK ABOUT THE DECLINE OF AMERICAN CAPITALISM WHILE FEEDING THE HUNGRY. But maybe later.

gasmaskedsilence:

Short video of the first episode of Supernatural Season 10!!

(via castiels-feathery-butt)

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via fake-mermaid)

the-fallen-angel-of-tuesday:

pygmypuffgonebonkers:

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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the question of his life

(Source: alterlos, via castiels-feathery-butt)

mariiette:

unfreshing:

words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together

i want to be raven baxter ok

(via castiels-feathery-butt)